ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
A Guy Sent A Woman What May Be The Craziest Breakup Text Ever
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
28 Completely Safe For Work Pictures Of Genitals
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My ass is underappreciated
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me