spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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