You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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