do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
my poor anus
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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