sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Quick, to the slutcave!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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