Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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