How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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