she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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