We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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