hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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