all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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