So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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