She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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