He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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