Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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