I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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