Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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