And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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