Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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