So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bet he comes in French.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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