why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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