They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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