So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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