its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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