Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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