I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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