That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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