Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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