are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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