Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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