dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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