Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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