Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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