she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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