what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.