her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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