I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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