This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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