How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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