Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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