There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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