i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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