I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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