The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Randomize