There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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