I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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