Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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