whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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