Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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