did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Drunk is not a location!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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