The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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