i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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