Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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