it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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